Limo Driver
(Words and Music: Michael Yacci)
- I drive the limo for the King
- I don’t know why you’re asking ‘cause I haven’t seen a thing
- He’s in the backseat with the Queen
- I can’t tell you but it kind of looks obscene
- I drive the limo for the Earl
- Oh what he did would make your hair curl
- I drove the limo for Prince and Duke
- What happened in the back was so uncouth
- I don’t mind how you swing
- I’m paid to be half blind and I saw half a thing
- Got no story, got no tale
- And unless the money’s right it’s not for sale
- I drive the limo for a jerk
- You won’t believe what he says that he does at work.
- And the limo for a clown
- Makes me wanna laugh the way he parades around
- We never leave, ’til we are sure
- That the passenger is comfy and secure
- I heard the rumors, can’t deny ‘em
- About what the girls are doing on Long Island
- And the boys up in Toronto
- And what can happen there if you want to
- I don’t mind how you swing
- I’m paid to be half blind and I saw half a thing
- Got no story, got no tale
- And unless the money’s right it’s not for sale
- I took some lady to Nebraska
- If you need to know you better ask her
- We never leave, ’til we are sure
- That the passenger is comfy and secure
Spoken
- Hey driver — pick up Tom Cruise
- He can really pack away the booze
- Hey driver — pick up Madonna
- She can ride in back if she wanna
- Pick up Todd Rundgren, he got no choice
- He dealt with the devil for his voice
- Hey driver — that’s Daryl Hall
- We’ll go to his place for last call…
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